Tiger had a little accident
Just outside his house
I was told by the Enqirer
It was his loving spouse
I saw a wrecked vehicle
After he hit a tree
He’s not as good at the wheel
As he is right off the tee
The story is going around
That his wife is really pissed
He’d be better off driving
With his favorite Titleist
A very talented golfer
He has proven that to be
When it comes to spinning
We’re now about to see
When he’s on the golf course
He hits between the trees
But being chased by a mad woman
Brings everyman to his knees
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