Cell Phones

Cell Phone Etiquette

When you walk around
With that thing on your ear
Are you aware?
What the rest of us hear

Because while you’re using
That fabulous “Blue Tooth”
You’ve pulled the rest of us
Into your private phone booth

And if you must always answer
That phone wherever you go
May I suggest that you
Skip the theatre and the show

For it’s really annoying
To be sitting in the third row
And listen to your conversation
To someone we don’t know

If you’re a doctor
And you answer that ring
We’ll not be annoyed
For some important thing

But if you’re just talking
To hear your own voice
The rest of all of us
Will give you a different choice

When you’re on long distance
And everything is loud what you say
Is that because
The other party is so far away?

And when we’re talking
Even though the subject is small
Don’t put me on hold
To answer an incoming call