H1N1

We are all concerned
With the start of the “Swine Flu”
I hope I don’t get it
And I’m sure you do too

The church is telling us
To abstain from hand-shaking
I’m sure that will be more popular
Than abstaining from love-making

We now have a vaccine
Approved by C.D.C.
Sounds like a good prevention
For you and for me

Just a spray up your nose
Or a little shot in the arm
A little dead virus
Will do you no harm

Now some are still worried
That’s the message they’re sending
But I would rather believe
What the Doctors are recommending