2009’s Bums
Governor Sanford went hiking
Along the old Appalachian Trail
But he ended up in Argentina
With one hot sexy female

It was a cellular phone
Caught Tiger Woods lying
His wife then chased him
With a Nike five iron

Bernie Madoff got busted
In a Ponzi scheme
But a 150 years
Does seem a little extreme

Governor Rod Blagojevich
Got in a lot of heat
When he tried to sell
Barrack’s Senate Seat

John Edwards, John Ensign
And TV host David Letterman
All were this caught year
Where they shouldn’t have been