Liberal Lisa

Liberal Lisa?

When I read the letters on the Dispatch’s Editorial Page
There seems a lot of anger, and a venting of personal rage

Attacking Lisa Pampuch, for the columns she writes
For she has a true Christian Opinion, of the American Muslim’s plight

Critics oppose a new Mosque, in New York’s downtown plan
Which falls right into Osama Bin Laden’s, master plan

His terrorist plots and bombings, of which are brutal assignations
Are there to destroy the peace between us and the Arab Nations

Freedom of religion is there in the First Amendment to the Constitution
If you have any doubts, there’s the answer and the solution

So lighten up Fernando Sanchez, give Lisa a little space
Her columns are a ray of light, in a very darkened place

BP=Big Polluters

Bp=BIG POLLUTERS

On April 20th came the explosion
Where 13 men died in that ocean

Lack of regulation from a past administration
Has caused great grief and total frustration

BP has lied and tried to spin this major disaster
While never giving us, a true honest answer

One day it’s this and then they try that
Diverting a pipe or putting on a big hat

But so far nothing is working, as far as I see
So here’s a suggestion, from an average guy like me

We’ve got to shake them off, their hunger for greed
So maybe a radical solution, is what we need

Stopping this disaster, is not up to me and you
So here’s what the government, must now do

Since BP has no fix, as near as we can tell
They must shut down all their other rigs, now as well

If that doesn’t work, we go one step stronger
None of the other company’s offshore rigs, operate any longer

I think when financial pressure is brought to bear
We will see a lot more results, happening there

Get Informed

Get Informed

If you’re looking for the real news
And you want to be in the know
May I suggest tuning into
Comedy Central’s “Daily Show”

It’s on the Comedy Channel
So the humor is always done
But they don’t skirt the issues
That affect almost everyone

It’s hosted by John Stewart
Who has comic presentation
But he still points out the irony
That goes on in our nation

The Conservatives and the Liberals
Are equally laughed about
They aren’t scarred of sacred cows
Because in D.C. is where they all hang out

They usually have an author
Who is trying to sell a book
But John comically engages them
To see what is, they’re real outlook

So give it a preview
When you have the time
Some of the commentary
Might even change your mind

My Memorial

My Memorial

In the memory of fighting, a foreign oppression
And the seeds of a young nations revolution
And the men who gave their life
To establish our ,very own Constitution

In the memory a nation torn apart
In the heat of an inner turmoil
And all the young men
Who died on our, very own soil

A world at war for the first time
But now man has learned how to fly
So many men died in the trenches
And even some, up in the sky

The ”Second World War”
Where we bombed, into the fight
Where we died for a cause
That we knew was trully right

Next a police action
Over an imaginary line
Stopping Communism
One nation at a time

After the Gulf of Tonkin
Next came our fight in Vietnam
With many protesting the “War”
And the use of, that fiery napalm

Then we went to Panama
For Noriega had to go
But nobody actually died
Thanks to a extremely loud, stere—o

Desert storm with a timely attack
That was our next righteous goal
Because those, “Weapons of Mass Destruction”
Just simply, had to go

Now we’re back in Iraq
And we killed Saddam Hussein
Not for attacking us
But for what was in, Dick Cheney’s brain

After Osama Bin Laden
We sent our troops into Afghanistan
But now we have found out
That he’s over in Pakistan

Please praise the troops
But I question those who lead
Our best young people keep dying
To promote their “Imperial Greed”

The “Flag” and some “Religions”
Are used to start a fight
But that’s not the answer!!!!!
To send some into, that “Long Good

Americcan Me?

American Me?

When you use the term Mexican American
It seems like such a redundant name
For considering the geography
They’re both actually are, quite the same

For a better understanding of America
Just pull out your map, into your view
Also are included the U.S., Canada
Panama, Bolivia, and Peru

If a person is born in the United States
But his parents are from Mexico
Then call him a U.S. Mexican
That’s all you need to know

If you look back in our history
Many people were already here
But because Columbus got so lost
Now their titles became unclear

Now I’m a U.S. Norwegian-Swiss
So my ancestry is not pure
But that shouldn’t prevent
My family from, all living here

The Infusion Instition

The Infusion Institution

You’ll pardon my intrusion
But I’ve come for my infusion
And soon my hair, I’ll be losing
Besides me stopping my Boozing

I’ve come to the conclusion
Sometimes I’ll be snoozing
Or on the Web a cruising
But I still can’t do my Boozing

I came here with the illusion
That your TV, I’d be using
But the drugs have me so confussing
Even more then my former Boozing

I don’t have a large contusion
Or even a small extrusion
But things were much more amusing
Back when I was A Boozing

Arizona?

Arizona?

I recently read an article
In the Dispatch’s back pages
Of a place to visit
And spend, your hard earned wages

They recommended highly
The “Grand Canyon” for it’s fantastic view
They were promoting Arizona
As a tourism spot, for me and you

But in light of the fact
Gilroy has a 50% Hispanic population
I really wondering
If that’s an ideal vacation

For they passed a new law
That police can stop and detain
Anyone they suspect
Has a Latino last name

I would strongly advise against
Choosing Arizona as a destination
Where people are stopped
Because of their ethnic persuasion