Terrorist’s Bombers

The first bomber they caught
Had a bomb in his shoe
So now this still affects
People like me and you

When go to the airport
Before you get to your seat
You have to walk around
In your stocking or bare feet

The latest crazy they caught
At another big airport
Had a bomb quite concealed
And hidden in his shorts

Like all suicide bombers
He had a religious plan
To die for their cause
And go to the Muslim Holy land

But considering where
His bomb was situated
There would have been
72 virgins completely frustrated

Now Homeland security says
You frequent flyers beware
When you get to the airport
You must take off your underwear